Monday, April 18, 2011

Playing at playwrighting

directions - Two ppl standing in line

K -James I don’t know how the heck you got these tickets but I sure as heck don’t want to know

J - Come on Kelly you don’t think that I would actually stop to anything like that. I just used some good old fashion charm!

K - Suuuure you did. Last think I heard you were smooth talking the grocer into giving you an appl there is no way you didn’t won these tickets by a contest.

J - Ok so maaaaaaaybe I took the clerk out for dinner.

Kelly puts a hand on her hop and cocks an eyebrown

J - Fine…and cocktails at my place after but I swear! Nothing more than that.

K - James I swear on all that is holy I don’t know how you can date a new one each week! Whoe was it before, cookie?

J - Cookie was last month, candy was last wek. Drat it all Kelly I know I’m not perfect but I am picky and I still cant find a girl that hold =s my interest for more than a week or two. New York is full of boring women.

K - Oh like me? Kelly’s face looks hurt despite the laughter in her voice

J - No no no, not you. You’re perfect! Great body, great style and the most killer smile in all of Manhattan. How come it isn’t you with a new man each week?

K - James, I only have eyes for you…. Kelly loops an arm through his and they enter the ticket booth

J - Two for the show please

Directions - 2 minutes write the same exact script - they must fall in love by the end. (loud noise)

k - James how the heck did you manage to get these tickets? I’ve been on the waiting list for this show for a week!

J - I have my ways Kelly.

K - Oh I know your ways James, I’ve seen you work your wiles on the grocer for an apple.

J - Oh come on. You don’t think I would stoop to that for a pair of broadway tickes do you?

Kelly is in mid eye brow cock when a loud honk blares from behind them

James turns and says “Whats the matter with you!” at a cabi and turns back to Kelly

J - Listen all I did was take the clerk out for dinner, its possible she came back to my place for cocktails but I swear that’s all that happened.

K - Ok ok I believe you but these better be the real deal or I swear I’ll kill you with my bare hands.

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